The Newsgroup Troll Song

From: drmjohnston@webtv.net
Subject: DRMJ's "N G Troll" SONG!!
Newsgroups: rec.music.country.western
Date: 1997/12/10

"The N G Troll Song"
Copyright 1997 DRMJ
(sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells")

Dashing through the posts; laughing all the way.
Making people pissed; running from their flames.
Pulling all their strings; giving them a fit.
Calling them a name or two, 'cause I don't give a shit!  ...(hey,)

Chorus: 
N G Troll; N G Troll; Newsgroups all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to be a usenet troll today.

Spamming through the threads; typing all the way.
Telling people off; screwing up their day.
E-mail in my box; nothing good to say.
All the posters wish me dead...but I ain't dead today!  ...(hey,)

Chorus: (same)

Losers on the net; waiting for a fight.
I can't win a one; 'cause I'm never "right".
Everything I say...comes back with some sass.
Even if I shut my mouth...to them I'd be an ass!
..(hey,)

Chorus: (same)

"Boobs" and insults reign; jokes and humor rule.
Why I waste my time?; that's a good one too.
If I had a life; if you want the truth...
Then I'd be a jackass and be boring just like you!  ...(hey,)

Chorus: (same/2 times)
N G Troll; N G Troll; Newsgroups all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to be a usenet troll today.

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note: Remember...the only *good* thing about
a fart is when it's *out* and *gone*!!

                                                       drmj